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if im ever a teacher and i see 1 fuckin kid bullying someone in my goddamn class im going to SHIT on their desk and make them write a 5 page report on what my shit smells like
If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?
I was not prepared for this question
reblog if you are sorry ms. jackson and also are for real
also if u made her daughter cry and if u apologise a trillion times
they better play corbin bleu’s “push it to the limit” when i’m in the delivery room or else i am not giving birth to that child
So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world
you need to be arrested
do people really still say me gusta
im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does
All I really want right now is for someone to sleep with me, like actually fall asleep with me. Wrapped up in my arms, tucked tightly under the blankets and our legs intertwined. And then just be there in the morning when I open my eyes, please.